ARCHIVE OF ESSAYS
- On the Impending Sale of My iPad
- Bing vs Google
- Regarding My 1959 Peugeot Road Bike
- Advice for Single Chicks Regarding Potential Keeper Boyfriends
- On Comments
- Netflix vs. Brick and Mortar DVD Rental Shops
- Review: Microsoft Coffee Cup
- This Is an Unbelievable Story, but Here Goes Anyway
- With Ronnie James Dio Dies Black Sabbath
- Game Review: Worms vs Hedgewars
- EMI Feels Sincere About Music Piracy
- AT&T Putting Their Money Where Their Mouth Is?
- Review: Sons of Liberty’s ‘Brush Fires of the Mind’
- Tattoo Font vs Helvetica
- Apple’s Site Still Not iPhone Friendly, Thank Goodness for Instapaper
- Chris Hood With Possibly the Best Forced Answer Ever
- My Letter to Starbucks Regarding My Latest Visit to the Atascadero Store
- You Want Lonely? I’ll Show You Lonely
- Does Anybody Have the Story of This Font?
- Helloween’s ‘Unarmed’ Reviewed
- A WordPress Oriented Review of Opera for iPhone
- On Camping
- How to Switch to Gmail and Why You Would Want To
- Netbook Alternative: Student Edition
- Dialogue Explains Opposition’s Opposition to Health Care Reform
- Rediscovering Helloween’s ‘Better Than Raw’
- Twitter as an RSS Reader
- Chris Sherburne on Voting Against Your Economic Interests
- Stranded on an Island: What to Put in My Backpack
- How Linux Can Save a Company Like HP
- Racism v. Sexism
- Map My First Run in Months
- Kid Bikes
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars Way Less Bad Than the Other Prequels
- Single-Car Family
- Breast Cancer Awareness Is Stupid
- Weekend Coffee
- Malmsteen: High Impact
- Why a Singlespeed
- Good Gift Giving
- An Elegant Solution to a Problem You Didn’t Know Existed
- Christy Anderson Is on My S— List
- Paper vs. iPhone
- Book Report: The New York Times Complete Front Pages
- Female Sexuality as a Defensive Mechanism
- A Vintage Sewing Machine as a Vehicle for Delivering Clichés
- Star Wars, Again
- Jaylyn + Helvetica
- Improvements To the School Newspaper, Pride Therein
- A Major Distinction, Missed
- Fake News Brief: Debra Sherburne Dies
- Kids Deserve Good Design, Too
- Why I Use Word Instead of Pages Even Though It’s Clearly the Better Program
- Infinity Plus 1
- Movie Review: Good Night, and Good Luck
- Homemade Sweet & Sour
- Poor People Cord Organization
- Mac OS X 10.6 Update: Image Capture
- Helvetica + Metal = Nerdy T-Shirts
- Work Tired vs. Exercise Tired
- I Like WordPress
- Your Aim isn’t as Good as You Think
- Truck crashes into bridge at Cal Poly
- One More Semester; Dang
- Custom Bike Part
- Review: Ride the Lightning by Metallica
- Review: Kill ‘Em All by Metallica
- Review: No Life ‘Till Leather by Metallica
- Me as a SouthPark Character
- I Am No Longer Only Self-Published – Update
- Fake Obituary for a Friend
- Band Shirts for Grown-Ups
- The Perfect Notebook: Moleskine
- A Discussion on the Topic of Perfection
- Don’t Live Every Day as if It Could Be Your Last
- An Outsider’s Look at Abby Road
- iPods Shuffle
- Pencils
- 4th of July Ruminations
- Open Letter to the Jackass Who Stole My Laundry
- Porn vs. the Library
- Movie Review: Derailed
- Booze and How to Make a Good Drink
- Metallica
- Cellphone Silliness
- Episodes I, II, III Suck
- The FBI and Moron Parents
- Open Letter to the Asshole Who Stole My Trenchcoat and $40 in Tips