Fake Obituary for a Friend
15th of August, 2009
Kay Nutt, 30, of Atascadero died Saturday evening in a camping accident in San Simeon, when a bottle exploed during marshmallow roasting.
A lifelong trick roller skater, Nutt will be best remembered for her 2009 appearance on the Ellen Show, where she did a cartwheel on her skates in front of a live studio audience.
Mrs. Nutt is survived by her insurance policy recipient, Brian Nutt, and 7-year-old brat, Kaylee.
Funeral services will be held Tuesday during work hours so nobody will be able to show up.
Poor Kay. I liked her a lot and will miss her. Why didn’t anybody tell her not to roast the beer? I wish her funeral had been scheduled on one of my furlough days so I could attend.
you’re morbid. no wonder i like you lol.
At least I died doing something I loved and with family and friends. I am just glad I was able to ruin their weekend too…by dying and all.
The insurance policy recipients are grieving right now in Honolulu (without family and friends since having them around doesn’t seem to go so well) and as expected, no one was able to attend my funeral.
Thanks Cass and Creig for a great time last weekend. I look forward to my next adventure, with the Sherburnes.
(I am just glad I am still so very young to be able to wear them out before I die again)
Um.
If I had known about the funeral service, I would have attended. If I could afford to get to California. If I read your blog more often, I would have known.
Poor Mrs. Nutt.